I owe Simon Raven a tenner – and no he isn't running a marathon.

A month ago Eccentric City put up the offer of a £1 commission and I wrote this – saying I’d pay anyone who came up with something a tenner – really just meddling with being a patron of the arts…

Well Pete Ashton tells me that Simon Raven came up with this remarkable film:


So I need Simon Raven’s address someone please.