Frankly you’re all losers*, but I know I’ll be wrong about one of you. There must be some way to make money online from this?

* Exclude Cath (who “achieved, from a standing start, enough to make many novelists shit in a lift with jealousy”) and Pete (“Polymath’ and ‘Explainer of Complicated Things (Such As How The Internets Work) To Thick People Who Wouldn’t Normally Understand Them..)  and Soweto (“can he add a Brummie of the Year award to his MOBO? Does he care?”) and some others…